My lovely wife, Allison was listening to some syndicated radio show the other day. The hosts were discussing a topic. There was a male and female host and it went something like this:

Female host: "I was in church for Christmas and a family with a two year old sat next to me. The two year old was very disruptive. He was throwing Legos on my Bible. He was very disruptive. After a while, he pooped his diaper and it was very smelly. I thou