Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second.

Are you saying .... hold on. I may have read this wrong. It's late. I am sleep deprived and I read a ton of stuff. Probably a book's worth of material after 1 am. 

Are you saying a church asked you to wear lipstick for appearance sake? If that is the case, that is freaking wrong. And you have a lawsuit. Especially if you were fired over it. I don't have a law degree, but I'll represent you. We'll make millions.